the ten commandments of dating pdf - Application for dating my daughter joke

APPLICATION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is: ______________________________________________________________E. __________________________ ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is: ______________________________________________________________G. ______________________ RULES: Initial each Rule after reading.NAME_______________________________________ ALIASES ______________DATE OF BIRTH_____________ HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________IQ__________ GPA______________ SOCIAL SECURITY#________________DRIVERS LICENSE #________________ IQ _________ BLOOD TYPE _____BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES________________________________________HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______Do you have parents? Rule One: If you talk with foul words and dress like a bad ass, a punk or a wanna-be-gangster I will toss you right out on your tush. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my: ______________________________________________________________C.

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___Yes ___No#of years they have been married ______If less than your age, explain why ______________________________________If not explain why ___________________________________________________ ACCESSORIES SECTION: A. Rule Two: If you date my daughter you date only her. Rule Three: You must know how to cook as well as I have taught my daughter(s) to cook. Rule Four: Do not be hurt when my daughter chooses a day at the spa with me over sports or gaming time with you.

A woman's place is in the: ______________________________________D.

Full Name (first, middle, last) __________________________________ Date of Birth __/___/___ Height_____ Weight_____ IQ_____ GPA______ Social Security #____-____-____ Driver’s License #_________________ Boy Scout Rank________________ Home Address (city, state, zip)_________________________________apt. ___________ ______________________________________________________________ In at least 25 words…What do the words, ” Don’t touch my daughter mean to you” ?

# _______ Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent in the home? (y/n)____ Do you have an earring, nose ring, nipple ring, belly button ring, tattoo? _______________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________ In at least 25 words…What does the word “ABSTINENCE” mean to you?

HEIGHT:___________ WEIGHT: ______IQ: ________GPA: ______ 3. SOCIAL SECURITY #: ___________DRIVERS LICENSE #: _________ 4.

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