Dating on the chive

), it means there’s a good pool of online daters who are really into eating and associate themselves with food. All we have to say is, if you don’t swipe right to a burrito, or a man with ice cream all up in his beard, you will be #foreveralone. ( We’re not sure whether this is a chicken wing or chicken-wing-shaped bread. ( We really respect Rachel’s commitment to getting free Chipotle.

I want you to know why it’s been two years, five months, and three days.

Though LA’s population runs close to 4 million, I used to (virtually) bump into a lot of the same dudes across these apps, some of whom I’d already dated, some of whom I went to high school or college with, some of whom just kept popping up, over and over and over again.

Don’t deny it, single ladies and men: You actively use one or five online dating apps. We’re also not sure whether this Ok Cupid user actually likes chicken. Not only has she Photoshopped herself eating a burrito in front of a beautiful sunset, but she’s also direct about her intentions. () Dusty probably wasn’t getting a lot matches based on his name alone, so he had to change up the game.

Because literally everyone is on them (including people who aren’t single!?

In that time, I have been on Tinder, Ok Cupid, Bumble, Coffee Meets Bagel, Hinge, and JSwipe (exceptionally briefly).

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